Smoothie Crimes


I can't believe I even have to write these simple rules down, but apparently all of the smoothie-makers of Santa Monica need a reminder that:

1. Smoothies should ALWAYS be cold. (Crime committed by Rainbow Acres and Whole Foods)
2. Smoothies should be thick, but you shouldn't have to scoop it into your mouth with a spoon (Crime committed by Rainbow Acres)
3. No one wants to drink 4 bananas in one sitting! (Crime committed by the Co-Op on Broadway)
4. Kale is not the same thing as spinach (Crime committed by Whole Foods)

Sigh...sometimes it's just easier to make it yourself.


Kale Spinach and Pear Smoothie by Joy the Baker

No comments: